What is a wishlist?
Think of an adult version of those notes taped to the mantelpiece for Santa. You can even hyperlink the goodies for easy online access.
What should be on my wishlist?
Presents that range in prices, to fit many budgets. Old stand-byes are lingerie, flowers, chocolate and massages. (Not the happy-ending kind this time.) If you are still jonesing for that Prada Satchel, go ahead and put it down. But stay away from too many high ticket-items, focus on the small stuff. An Audi R8 might be pushing it. (Speaking of R8's, please see my wishlist below) 
How long should my wishlist be?No more than 10 items. Too many, you look like Miss. Piggy.
Tip #1 - Be specific. If you just put "sexy underwear" you might be embarrassed later, trying to return some florescent yellow, crotchless, "scratch-n/sniff" panties. Say something like "La Perla Thong."
Tip #2 - Don't be too specific. Asking for "The lighter pink, size small, suede backed, thick-strapped, perforated...etc" reveals you are more high maintenance than the naggiest of girlfriends.
Tip #3 - The wishlist is not the ten commandments. Remember that cash is king, and with it you can always buy anything from your list.
Tip #4 - Type your birthdate somewhere near the wishlist. (Year is not necessary) Studies show that birthdays increase probability of Louis Vuitton times three.
xo
Chasity
Chastity's Wishlist
1. Audi R8 (I break my own rules)
2. Louis Vuitton XL Mahina
3. UJENA Diamond Head Bikini
4. Assorted Macarons
5. Godiva Milk Chocolate Box
6. Satin Panty Black-S
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